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::BREAKING NEWS:: KATE MIDDLETON – ONE OF MANIAC NANNY’S BIGGEST FANS – IS PROUD OF HER ASS AND WANTS TO SHOW IT TO THE WORLD

 

MMNNMMNN1DCCCCCCCCCCCCTHE FIRST PHOTOS HAVE SURFACED OF THE NAKED ASS OF KATE MIDDLETON -THE DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE . SHE IS FINALLY ABLE TO SHOW HER NUDE BACKSIDE TO THE WORLD AS SHE HAS ALWAYS DREAMED OF.  A MAJORITY OF SCIENTISTS WHO VIEWED THESE PHOTOS CAME TO A CONSENSUS THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY A GUST OF WIND CREATED BY CLIMATE DISRUPTION, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CLIMATE CHANGE, FORMERLY KNOWN AS GLOBAL WARMING THAT CAUSED HER SKIRT TO BE LIFTED UP EXPOSING HER NAKED BEHIND. SOME HAVE EXPRESSED SKEPTICISM ABOUT THIS BUT ACCORDING TO SOME POLITICIANS 98 PERCENT OF SCIENTISTS WHO VIEWED THE PHOTOS FEEL THAT THE BREEZE THAT LIFTED HER SKIRT UP  WAS DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING AND IF YOU DO NOT AGREE THAN IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A DENIER AND ACCORDING TO SOME YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE JAILED. BUT REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING  THAT HER SKIRT BLEW UP IT IS AN OK BUTT AND RECEIVES A RATING OF 7.5 ON A SCALE OF 1-10 DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT FLAT. BUT THAT CAN BE CORRECTED TO RAISE THE SCORE BY WALKING ON A STAIRMASTER FOR 30 MINUTES A DAY 3 DAYS A WEEK TO START, AND THEN INCREASE TO 4 DAYS A WEEK FOR 40 MINUTES A DAY. SHE SHOULD START WORKING ON IT RIGHT AWAY TO RAISE HER SCORE SO THAT THE NEXT TIME PEOPLE ARE NOT SO DISAPPOINTED.
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