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TRACY MORGAN IS NEAR DEATH AFTER A TRUCK DRIVER SLEEPING AT THE WHEEL HIT HIS LIMO. JIMMY MACK HAS BEEN KILLED. THE DRIVER A 35 YEAR OLD MAN HAS BEEN CHARGED. James ‘Jimmy Mack’ McNair, 63, and Morgan were travelling with six other people in Morgan’s limousine bus about 1am Saturday (local time) when their vehicle was struck from behind by a Wal-Mart tractor trailer on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Police say the tractor trailer apparently failed to notice slow-moving traffic and did not stop in time to avoid colliding with the limo-bus, which was then propelled into several other vehicles before overturning. McNair did not survive the impact.
The driver, 35-year-old Kevin Roper, has since been charged by police with one count of death by auto and four counts of assault by auto.
hospital spokesman Peter Haigney listed Morgan’s assistant Jeffrey Millea and comedian Ardie Fuqua Jr. as being in critical condition, while comedian Harris Stanton was released after treatment. Two others in the party escaped injury.
THE FIRST PHOTOS HAVE SURFACED OF THE NAKED ASS OF KATE MIDDLETON -THE DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE . SHE IS FINALLY ABLE TO SHOW HER NUDE BACKSIDE TO THE WORLD AS SHE HAS ALWAYS DREAMED OF. A MAJORITY OF SCIENTISTS WHO VIEWED THESE PHOTOS CAME TO A CONSENSUS THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY A GUST OF WIND CREATED BY CLIMATE DISRUPTION, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CLIMATE CHANGE, FORMERLY KNOWN AS GLOBAL WARMING THAT CAUSED HER SKIRT TO BE LIFTED UP EXPOSING HER NAKED BEHIND. SOME HAVE EXPRESSED SKEPTICISM ABOUT THIS BUT ACCORDING TO SOME POLITICIANS 98 PERCENT OF SCIENTISTS WHO VIEWED THE PHOTOS FEEL THAT THE BREEZE THAT LIFTED HER SKIRT UP WAS DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING AND IF YOU DO NOT AGREE THAN IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A DENIER AND ACCORDING TO SOME YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE JAILED. BUT REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING THAT HER SKIRT BLEW UP IT IS AN OK BUTT AND RECEIVES A RATING OF 7.5 ON A SCALE OF 1-10 DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT FLAT. BUT THAT CAN BE CORRECTED TO RAISE THE SCORE BY WALKING ON A STAIRMASTER FOR 30 MINUTES A DAY 3 DAYS A WEEK TO START, AND THEN INCREASE TO 4 DAYS A WEEK FOR 40 MINUTES A DAY. SHE SHOULD START WORKING ON IT RIGHT AWAY TO RAISE HER SCORE SO THAT THE NEXT TIME PEOPLE ARE NOT SO DISAPPOINTED.