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Chignik Lake, Alaska – 32 YEAR OLD TEACHER EATEN ALIVE BY GREY WOLVES

Candice Berner WOMAN EATEN ALIVE BY WOLVES  CHIGNIK LAKE ALASKA
Candice Berner – WOMAN EATEN ALIVE BY WOLVES, CHIGNIK LAKE ALASKA
WOLF ATTACK ALASKA
WOLF ATTACK 

CHIGNIK LAKE WOLF FATALITYLOCATION OF FATAL WOLF ATTACK – CENTER OF PHOTO NEAR MIDDLE OF CURVED ROAD ON HILLSIDE. PHOTO IS TAKEN FACING TOWARD A SOUTH WESTERN ASPECT. VILLAGE OF CHIGNIK LAKE IS TOWARD THE RIGHT OF THE PHOTO A LITTLE LESS THAN TWO MILES.

ALASKA MANIACNANNY

CHIGNIK LAKE IS LOCATED AT THE BOTTOM LEFT OF THE MAP NEAR THE WORDS “BRISTOL BAY”chignik lake alaskaON MARCH 8th 2010, CANDICE BERNER, A 32 YEAR OLD SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER WAS ATTACKED AND EATEN ALIVE BY A WOLF PACK IN CHIGNIK LAKE, ALASKA. THE FOLLOWING DETAILS THE ATTACK AND IT’S AFTERMATH. CANDICE BERNER WAS ORIGINALLY FROM PENNSYLVANIA. THE VILLAGE OF CHIGNIK LAKE IS VERY SMALL WITH LESS THAN 100 RESIDENTS. THE ONLY SCHOOL HAS LESS THAN 20 STUDENTS. ONE ROAD LEADS OUT OF CHIGNIK LAKE AND THERE IS AN AIR STRIP. THERE IS MUCH WILDLIFE IN THE AREA OF CHIGNIK LAKE INCLUDING BROWN BEARS, SNOWSHOE HARES, RED FOXES, LYNX, MOOSE, WOLVERINES, AND WOLVES. THE RESIDENTS OF THE COMMUNITY OF CHIGNIK LAKE ARE PREDOMINANTLY  ALUTIIQ. TWO WEEKS PRIOR TO THE ATTACK, THERE WERE REPORTS FROM SOME IN THE COMMUNITY OF WOLF SIGHTINGS. THESE ENCOUNTERS WERE SOMEWHAT NEUTRAL WITH THE WOLVES SIMPLY OBSERVING RESIDENTS FOR A TIME AND THEN MOVING ALONG. NEITHER PARTY BOTHERED OR HARASSED THE OTHER; BUT THE SIGHTINGS DID CAUSE SOME RESIDENTS CONCERN.

CHIGNIK LAKE WOLVES CANDICE BERNER ALASKA WOLF ATTACK

THE PEOPLE OF THE CHIGNIK LAKE COMMUNITY SURVIVE MAINLY BY SUBSISTENCE HUNTING AND FISHING AND IT IS A TRUE WILDERNESS AREA. ONE GAINS ACCESS TO THE COMMUNITY PRIMARILY VIA AIRCRAFT, AND LOCAL TRAVEL IS MAINLY BY SKIFF AND ATV (ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE).  ATV’S ARE ALSO CALLED “4 WHEELERS” IN SOME PLACES. A “SKIFF” IS A SMALL BOAT.

CANDICE BERNER AND STUDENT RIDING ATV - CHIGNIK LAKE ALASKA
CANDICE BERNER AND STUDENT RIDING ATV – CHIGNIK LAKE ALASKA

ALASKA WOLF ATTACK FATALITY

CANDICE BERNER EMBARKING FROM SMALL BOAT - COMMUNITY OF CHIGNIK LAKE, ALASKACANDICE BERNER IS A SLIGHT WOMAN. SHE WEIGHS 115 POUNDS AND IS 4 FEET 10 INCHES TALL. CANDICE IS VERY PHYSICALLY FIT AND LIKES TO KEEP IN SHAPE WHICH IS WHY SHE DECIDED TO GO  JOGGING ON MARCH 8th.  MANY OF THE WOLVES IN THE CHIGNIK LAKE AREA WEIGH AROUND 100 POUNDS, SO NEEDLESS TO SAY BUT A 115 POUND WOMAN IS HARDLY A THREAT TO A LONE WOLF, LET ALONE MULTIPLE WOLVES. ON MARCH 8th 2010, THE HIGH TEMPERATURE WAS 24 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT WITH A LOW OF 17 DEGREES AND THERE WERE HIGH WINDS  OF 35 MPH AND VERY HIGH GUSTS OF 54 MPH. THERE WAS SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW AND VISIBILITY WAS POOR; SOMETIMES AS LOW AS 70 FEET. THE SKY WAS OVERCAST.

ALASKA WILDERNESS MANIAC NANNYON THIS DAY, CANDICE PLANNED TO JOG ON THE ONE ROAD LEADING OUT OF THE TOWN AND TOLD HER COWORKERS AS MUCH. SHE HAD WORKED ALL DAY AND CLOCKED OUT AT 5:10 PM. CANDICE WAS DRESSED WARMLY WITH MITTENS AND SHE HAD EAR BUDS ON WITH WITCH TO LISTEN TO MUSIC. ONE COULD SPECULATE THAT SHE HAD JOGGED THIS ROUTE BEFORE WITHOUT INCIDENT, BUT THIS FACT IS UNKNOWN. WITH LESS THAN 40 MINUTES TO LIVE, SHE STARTED OUT ON HER RUN.

ALASKA WOLF ATTACKAS SHE STARTED HER RUN, HER DIRECTION WAS FROM WEST TO EAST AND HEADING AWAY FROM THE TOWN OF CHIGNIK LAKE. FOR A SEASONED RUNNER, 1.5 -2 MILES IS NOT A GREAT AMOUNT BUT WITH THE SEVERE CONDITIONS AND HAVING WORKED A FULL DAY ONE COULD SURMISE THAT SHE WAS SLIGHTLY WINDED AFTER ABOUT 25 MINUTES OF RUNNING AND POSSIBLY STARTING TO EXPERIENCE SOMEWHAT OF A “RUNNER’S HIGH.” AT THIS POINT IN TIME AND SPACE THERE WAS A STRONG WIND BLOWING IN HER DIRECTION OF TRAVEL AND THE ROAD ITSELF, A FROZEN TUNDRA, WAS BLOCKED VISUALLY AT VARIOUS POINTS BY SHRUBBERY WHICH AVERAGED ABOUT TEN FEET IN HEIGHT AND ALSO HAD BLIND CURVES. AT CERTAIN PARTS OF THE PATH VISIBILITY WAS NO MORE THAN 40 FEET.

WILD WOLVESUNBEKNOWNST TO CANDICE, WHILE SHE WAS TRAVELING EASTWARD, A SMALL PACK OF GRAY WOLVES, CANIS LUPUS, WERE TRAVELING WESTWARD. IT WAS AT THIS TIME THAT SHE FIRST SPOTTED THE WOLVES; AND THEY IN TURN SPOTTED HER.

CANDICE BERNER

THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM AT THIS ENCOUNTER WAS APPROXIMATELY 70 FEET AND THEY EACH HAD APPEARED TO EACH OTHER AS SHE ROUNDED A BLIND CURVE IN THE PATHWAY. AT FIRST SHE FELT HESITATION AND SLIGHT FOREBODING. THEN ATTEMPTED TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO. FOREBODING TURNED TO ALARM WHEN SHE OBSERVED THE DEMEANOR OF THE WOLVES AND BECAME AWARE THAT THE WOLVES HAD BEGAN TO ADVANCE ON HER SLOWLY BUT WITH PURPOSE. WITNESSES HAVE DESCRIBED THIS POINT IN THE ROAD AS CONTAINING ONE SET OF HUMAN FOOTPRINTS HEADING EAST WHICH ABRUPTLY TURN AND HEAD WESTWARD BACK IN THE DIRECTION OF CHIGNIK LAKE. BUT WITH 1.5 TO 2 MILES TO TRAVEL BEFORE REACHING THE VILLAGE, SHE REALIZED HER FATE WAS DETERMINED AND WAVES OF FEAR AND DREAD STARTED TO RUSH THROUGH HER BODY AND PANIC STARTED TO SET IN. HER KNEES STARTED TO TREMBLE AND BUCKLE AS SHE INCREASED HER SPEED AND SHE FELT THE URGE TO DEFECATE AND URINATE. AS SHE REALIZED THAT FIGHT WAS FRUITLESS, FLIGHT WAS HER ONLY OPTION. AND SO SHE FLED. DID SHE CRY OUT AS SHE WAS RUNNING? ONLY THE WOLVES KNOW. DID SHE CRY OUT FOR HER MOTHER? A BLIZZARD OF IDEAS RACED THROUGH HER HEAD AS THE FINAL 15 MINUTES OF HER LIFE WERE FLASHING THROUGH HER VISION AND EVERY IDEA THAT SHE HAD TOOK ON AN IMMEDIACY THAT WAS UNPRECEDENTED IN HER LIFE’S HISTORY. DID SHE COME TO CHIGNIK LAKE WITH A DESIRE TO BE EATEN ALIVE, TO BE RIPPED APART AND CONSUMED BY WOLVES? TO EXPERIENCE THE WILDERNESS IN IT’S MOST NATURAL STATE? SHE DID. SHE DID AND SHE WAS NOT TO BE DISAPPOINTED.

WOLF ATTACK LOCATION CANDICE BERNEROBSERVE THE ABOVE PHOTO. “B” INDICATES THE INITIAL DIRECTION OF TRAVEL OF CANDICE, WHICH SINCE THE PHOTO IS TAKEN LOOKING ABOUT SOUTHWARD IS FROM WEST TO EAST AWAY FROM THE TOWN OF CHIGNIK LAKE.  POINT “A” INDICATES THE DIRECTION OF TRAVEL OF THE WOLVES. POINT “C” IS THE SPOT WHERE A WITNESS DESCRIBED THE HUMAN FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW SUDDENLY REVERSING DIRECTION AND GOING BACK TOWARD THE RIGHT OF THE PHOTOGRAPH, OR WESTWARD TOWARD CHIGNIK LAKE. THIS IS THE POINT WHERE THE WOLVES AND CANDICE FIRST SPOTTED EACH OTHER VISUALLY.  AT THIS TIME, CANDICE BEGINS TO FLEE AND THE WOLVES BEGIN THEIR PURSUIT. AS THIS SITUATION UNFOLDS THE WOLVES COORDINATE THEIR ATTACK WITH TWO FOLLOWING HER ON THE ROAD AND A THIRD RUNNING SLIGHTLY AHEAD OF HER AND ABOVE THE ROAD BUT PARALLEL IN ORDER TO HEAD HER OFF.

ALASKA WOLF ATTACK CANDICE BERNERA FOURTH WOLF THEN JOINED IN THE ATTACK AFTER IT WAS UNDERWAY. “D” SHOWS THE WOLF MOVING PARALLEL TO THE ROAD AS IT STALKED HER. “E” SHOWS A SINGLE WOLF RUNNING JUST BELOW THE ROAD AND PARALLEL. THE ABOVE ILLUSTRATION REPRESENTS THE FINAL MINUTES OF CANDICE BERNER’S LIFE AND TAKES PLACE ACROSS AN AREA SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN A FOOTBALL FIELD. THE DISTANCE THAT SHE TRAVERSED FROM FIRST SIGHTING THE WOLVES UNTIL THE POINT AT WHICH SHE WAS KILLED IS 360 FEET. POINT “F” REPRESENTS A MITTEN. THE THUMB OF THIS MITTEN WAS FOUND TO BE TORN OFF AND THIS REPRESENTS THE FIRST CONTACT AND THE START OF THE PHYSICAL ATTACK. AT THIS TIME, CANDICE WAS RUNNING AND THE WOLVES HAD TO RUN TO CATCH UP TO HER. AT “G” HER OTHER MITTEN IS TORN OFF AS SHE TRIED TO KEEP THE BLOOD-THIRSTY WOLVES OFF OF HER. AND THIS REPRESENTS THE FINAL 2 MINUTES OF HER LIFE. AT “H” A LONE WOLF DESCENDS THE HILL AHEAD OF HER AND SHE IS KNOCKED DOWN ONTO THE ROAD FOR THE FIRST TIME. A DEPRESSION WITH BLOOD IS LEFT IN THE SNOW AND SHE HAS TWO WOLVES ON HER. SHE MANAGES TO STAND AND RUN ANOTHER 10 FEET AS THE WOLVES ATTACK HER NECK AND MIDSECTION. SHE IS KNOCKED DOWN A SECOND TIME AND THIS LOCATION IS MARKED WITH THE LETTER “I”. “I” SHOWS A LARGE DEPRESSION IN THE SNOW WITH A LARGER BLOOD STAIN. TRACKS IN THE SNOW INDICATE THAT SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL BACK ONTO THE ROAD AS THE WOLVES WERE ATTACKING HER AS A GROUP AND WITH THE FURY OF A CYCLONE. AS THE SHARP WHITE TEETH OF THE WOLVES TEAR INTO HER NECK AND CUT THROUGH HER CAROTID ARTERY, A LARGE DARK RED POOL OF BLOOD IS SPILLED AT POINT “RP” AND THIS IS THE LOCATION WHERE SHE DIES, AND THE WOLF PACK BEGIN TO FEED ON HER SOFT WARM BODY. RIPPING OFF HER FLEECE JACKET, THE SHARP WHITE TEETH TEAR INTO THE SMOOTH CREAM COLORED FLESH  OF HER BREASTS AND ABDOMEN AND 4 SETS OF JAWS SPILL HER VISCERA ONTO THE SNOW WHERE THEY ARE CONSUMED BY THE WOLVES WITH VIGOR WHICH WILL BE REWARDED LATER WITH A DEEP SLUMBER AS THEY HAVE SATIATED THEIR GNAWING HUNGER. THEIR BRUTAL TREK THROUGH THE UNFORGIVING WILDERNESS HAS PAID OFF AND THEY ARE SAFE AND SECURE FOR SOME TIME INTO THE FUTURE. AND SO, ON HER BEST DAY, AND BECAUSE OF HER GREAT LOVE FOR WILD WOLVES AND HER LOVE FOR THE WILDERNESS, CANDICE GAVE THE WOLVES THE GIFT OF LIFE. AND THE WOLVES, IN RETURN, GAVE CANDICE THE GIFT OF DEATH. AND THE CYCLE OF NATURE CONTINUES. AND IT IS GOOD.

CANDICE BERNER CHIGNIK LAKE WOLVES

WOLF SLIDE SHOW

CANDICE BERNER WOLF KILL

BERNER ALASKA

MALLARD DUCK BAYWOLF TEETH

CANDICE BERNER EATEN ALIVE BY WOLVES MANIAC NANNY

 

::BREAKING NEWS:: ABDUCTOR IN HANNAH GRAHAM CASE LINKED FORENSICALLY TO MORGAN HARRINGTON MURDER

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MORGAN HARRINGTON CRIME SCENE MANIAC NANNY HANNAH GRAHAM
MORGAN HARRINGTON CRIME SCENE – MANIAC NANNY 
MORGAN HARRINGTON HANNAH GRAHAM JESSE MATTHEW JR
MORGAN HARRINGTON LEFT – ABDUCTED, RAPED, AND MURDERED IN 2009, VIRGINIA

STORY IS STILL BREAKING – JESSE MATTHEW HAS BEEN “LINKED FORENSICALLY” TO MORGAN HARRINGTON. Morgan Harrington was a 20 year old Virginia Tech student who disappeared during a Metallica concert at the John Paul Jones arena in Virginia ON OCTOBER 17TH, 2009. DNA ON THE BODY OR CLOTHING OF HARRINGTON WAS LINKED TO A RAPE CASE SOME YEARS BEFORE THAT IN WHICH THE VICTIM  GAVE POLICE A DESCRIPTION AND A POLICE ARTIST MADE A COMPOSITE DRAWING OF THE SUSPECT. MATTHEW APPEARS TO BE A POSSIBLE SERIAL KILLER AND SERIAL RAPIST AND MAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR OTHER CASES.

WANTED POSTER RAPE RELATED MORGAN HARRINGTON HANNAH GRAHAM
WANTED POSTER RAPE – RELATED – MORGAN HARRINGTON, HANNAH GRAHAM CASES

MANIAC NANNY SPECIAL REPORT: HEADLINE – NEWLY DISCOVERED AND EXCEEDINGLY RARE PHOTOGRAPHS CONCERNING SERIAL KILLER JOHNNY GACY

BODY RECOVERED FROM THE CRAWL SPACE OF JOHNNY GACY
BODY RECOVERED FROM THE CRAWL SPACE OF JOHNNY GACY
KEYCHAIN OF JOHN WAYNE GACY VICTIM GREG GODZIK MANIAC NANNY
KEYCHAIN OF JOHN WAYNE GACY VICTIM GREG GODZIK – GACY HAD HIM UNKNOWINGLY DIG HIS OWN GRAVE IN THE CRAWL SPACE – MANIAC NANNY

JOHN WAYNE GACY WAS NAMED AFTER HIS MOTHER’S FAVORITE ACTOR, JOHN WAYNE (TRUE NAME MARION ROBERT MORRISON). BY COINCIDENCE, JOHNNY’S MOTHER HAPPENED TO BE NAMED “MARION”.

VERY RARE CHRISTMAS CARD FROM THE JOHN WAYNE GACY FAMILY - MANIAC NANNY
VERY RARE CHRISTMAS CARD FROM THE JOHN WAYNE GACY FAMILY – MANIAC NANNY
CLOSE UP OF JOHN WAYNE GACY CHRISTMAS GREETING CARD - VERY RARE - MANIAC NANNY
CLOSE UP OF JOHN WAYNE GACY CHRISTMAS GREETING CARD – VERY RARE – MANIAC NANNY
EXAMPLE OF A MODERN CRAWL SPACE MANIAC NANNY
EXAMPLE OF A MODERN CRAWL SPACE – MANIAC NANNY
JOHN WAYNE GACY PERSONAL KNIFE
JOHN WAYNE GACY PERSONAL KNIFE

JOHN WAYNE GACY STABBED ONLY ONE OF HIS VICTIMS. THAT BEING HIS FIRST VICTIM. HE SAID IT CAUSED HIM TOO MUCH TROUBLE AND THERE WAS TOO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE SO AFTER THAT HE RESORTED TO STRANGULATION BY LIGATURE.

JOHNNY GACY VERY RARE POLAROID PHOTOGRAPH MANIAC NANNY
JOHNNY GACY VERY RARE POLAROID PHOTOGRAPH – MANIAC NANNY
JOHNNY GACY DIPLOMA FROM KFC MANIAC NANNY
JOHNNY GACY DIPLOMA FROM KFC – MANIAC NANNY
8 TRACK TAPE DISCOVERED IN THE ATTIC OF JOHNNY GACY
8 TRACK TAPE DISCOVERED IN THE ATTIC OF JOHN WAYNE  GACY,  ENTITLED “THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS.”

JOHN WAYNE GACY CRIME SCENE PHOTOS NISSON PHARMACY 1978JOHN WAYNE GACY CRIME SCENE PHOTO – NISSON PHARMACY 1978

JOHN WAYNE GACY CRIME SCENE PHOTOS NISSON PHARMACY 2014JOHN WAYNE GACY CRIME SCENE PHOTO –  NISSON PHARMACY, CONTEMPORARY PHOTOGRAPH

THE ABOVE TWO PHOTOGRAPHS SHOW THE LOCATION OF WHAT WAS THE NISSON PHARMACY, BOTH IN 1978 AND TODAY. THIS BUILDING IS AN IMPORTANT PLACE IN THE STORY OF JOHN WAYNE GACY, FOR IT WAS FROM THIS LOCATION THAT THE LAST VICTIM OF JOHN GACY DISAPPEARED. OBSERVE THE FIRST PHOTOGRAPH. THIS WAS TAKEN DURING THE INTENSE INVESTIGATION OF JOHNNY IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ROB PIEST – HIS FINAL VICTIM. THE DOUBLE DOORS TO THE FAR RIGHT, SPECIFICALLY THE LEFT DOOR, CONTAINS A MISSING PERSON FLYER OF ROB POSTED BY HIS PARENTS. ROB’S DISAPPEARANCE LED TO THE INTENSE SCRUTINY OF JOHN GACY BY CHICAGO POLICE OFFICIALS AND ULTIMATELY LED TO HIS CAPTURE. ROB WAS WORKING AS A STOCK BOY AT THE PHARMACY AND WAS 15 YEARS OLD. JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1978, JOHNNY HAD ARRIVED AT THE PHARMACY TO BID ON A JOB REMODELING PART OF THE STORE. AT THIS TIME JOHN GACY WAS AT THE PEAK OF HIS KILLING FRENZY AND WAS TAKING MANY RISKS. ROB OVERHEARD HIM TELLING PEOPLE THAT HE PAID HIS EMPLOYEES 2 TIMES ROB’S SALARY AND APPROACHED JOHN ASKING ABOUT A JOB. JOHN GACY TRICKED HIM INTO GOING BACK TO 8213 SUMMERDALE WHERE HE LIVED TO FILL OUT PAPERWORK AND TAX FORMS PRIOR TO EMPLOYMENT AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME HE WAS SEEN ALIVE. ACCORDING TO JOHNNY’S CONFESSION, THE DETAILS OF THE MURDER ARE AS FOLLOWS: WHEN THEY ARRIVED AT SUMMERDALE, GACY PROPOSITIONED ROB SEXUALLY. ROB DECLINED AND GACY PERFORMED A TRICK ON HIM. HE SHOWED HIM THAT HE COULD PUT HANDCUFFS ON HIMSELF AND THEN GET OUT OF THE CUFFS. HE ASKED ROB TO TRY THE TRICK. ROB PUT THE HANDCUFFS ON AND COULD NOT GET OUT OF THEM. ROB ASKED HIM, “WHAT IS THE TRICK?”, TO WHICH GACY RESPONDED, “THE TRICK IS YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE KEY.” AT THIS POINT ROB BECAME SCARED AND STARTED TO CRY. GACY STARTED STRANGLING ROB AND THEN THE PHONE RANG. WHEN GACY RETURNED ROB had URINATED IN HIS PANTS AND WAS CONVULSING. SHORTLY AFTER THIS ROB WAS DEAD. GACY PLACED THE BODY IN HIS BED AND SLEPT WITH IT UNTIL 6 AM. AT THAT TIME HE TOOK THE BODY AND PLACED IT IN THE ATTIC. SOON AFTER THIS TWO POLICE OFFICERS ARRIVED TO QUESTION JOHN ABOUT THE BOY’S DISAPPEARANCE. JOHN CLAIMED HE KNEW NOTHING AND THEY LEFT. AT THIS TIME JOHN WAS “AS HIGH AS A KITE” ON VARIOUS DRUGS AND HE PULLED HIS CAR TO THE BACK OF THE HOUSE, LOADED ROB’S BODY INTO THE CAR WRAPPED IN AN ORANGE BLANKET AND DROVE IT TO A BRIDGE OVER THE DES PLAINS RIVER WHERE HE TOSSED IT OVER THE RAILING WITH NO MORE REGARD THAN ONE WOULD TOSS THE POWDER WHITE, BRITTLE SKIN FROM A FRESH CLOVE OF GARLIC THAT THEY HAD JUST CHOPPED UP RAZOR THIN AND FINE WITH AN EXPENSIVE  GERMAN  MADE SOLINGEN CHEF’S KNIFE AND ADDED TO A SIMMERING COPPER BOTTOMED PAN WITH A CUBE OF HOT MELTING PURE BUTTER BEFORE ADDING A BOILED AND STRAINED SOFT PORTION OF ANGLE HAIR PASTA SEASONED WITH SALT AND PEPPER AND TREATED WITH A SMALL HELPING OF OLIVE OIL. NEXT MIX AND SIMMER VERY LOW ADDING  AUTHENTIC IMPORTED ITALIAN PARMESAN CHEESE AND MIX AGAIN TO MIX THE CHEESE IN WELL. FINALLY SERVE AND UPON SERVING ADD AN ADDITIONAL GENEROUS AMOUNT OF PARMESAN CHEESE ON TOP AND SALT AND PEPPER AGAIN TO TASTE. TIP: ALWAYS MAKE EXTRA SO THAT YOU CAN WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND FEED YOUR FACE WITH IT COLD OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR.